Version 0.4.0: Useless Book Update

Version 0.4.0 is here!

This version adds seven new achievements, a new purchasable guidebook (which may or may not be useful in unlocking said achievements), and- by popular demand- twin stick controls!

-WARNING- the twin stick controls have made the game much easier, and using them has been linked to low self esteem, spontaneous bouts of weeping, and unintentional summoning of Todd the Self Righteous and Judgey. Please use at your own risk.